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Wednesday, May 9, 2012

My Top 5 Mother's Day Tidbits


As Mother's Day quickly approaches, here are some WONDERful tidbits of inspiration that I have found and wanted to share with all of you...


ENJOY 
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL! 

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Check out this FREE printable from iMom.com 


Get INSPIRED...
Make your own ABC's of Good Moms (and Dads) and have your kids help you think of something that stands for each letter. It's incredible what kids think up. 


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I received this as an email yesterday from a new mom and I just had to share it with all of you...
WHY GOD MADE MOMS - - - - - - - - -
(Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:)
Why did God make mothers?
1.  She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2.  Mostly to clean the house.
3.  To help us out of there when we were getting born. 
How did God make mothers?
1.  He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2.  Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3.  God made my mom just the same like he made me.  He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1.  God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2.  They had to get their start from men's bones.  Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1.  We're related.
2.  God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.
What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1.  My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2.  I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3.  They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1.  His last name.
2.  She had to know his background.  Like is he a crook?  Does he get drunk on beer?
3.  Does he make at least $800 a year?  Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1.  My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world.  And my mom eats a lot
2.  She got too old to do anything else with him.
3.  My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.  
Who's the boss at your house?
1.  Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2.  Mom.  You can tell by room inspection.  She sees the stuff under the bed.
3.  I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
1.  Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2.  Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

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This is what makes us all Wonder Mommies: 

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What do you really want to be able to tell your mom on Mother's Day?

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7 comments:

  1. Visiting from South Florida Bloggin' Mamas. I was in the Freschetta video, too. I love how it turned out. I should embed it in my blog as well - Great idea!!

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    1. You were?? I wonder if we met at the event??? I agree, LOVE the way to turned out too.

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  2. South Florida Bloggin' Mamas in the house. Thanks for the cute ideas and resources.

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    1. No, thank you Heather! Your resources are so helpful!!!

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  3. Love these tips. Especially loved the "Why God Made Moms: Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them!" Very cute!

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    1. When I received this email, I knew others would think it is cute too. So glad you enjoyed it.

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  4. Stopping by to say hello from South Florida Bloggin Mamas! I love your blog and am looking forward to reading your posts. Happy Early Mother's Day :)

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